Comedy Articles

Fierce! This iPhone Decided It’s Just Too Hot to Do Any Work

Teacher Yearns for Simpler Days When Students Only Needed to Worry About Nuclear Attacks

How to Network Without Shouting, ‘You Find Me Job Now!’

I LIVED IT: I Thought I Was Talking to a Nice Guy Online, But It Turns Out He Is Cake

STUDY: Blondes Have More Fun Despite Going on The Same Roller Coasters as the Rest of Us (Headline only)

Woman Looking Wistfully Out Car Window in Countryside Really Just Thinking About Chicken Nuggets

How I Stopped Being Afraid of the Dentist By Instead Being Afraid of the Dentist’s Billing Department (Headline only)

Brave! Woman Eating Trail Mix Without M&Ms

‘Anti-Semitism Doesn’t Exist,’ Says Man Who Thinks All the World Banks Are Controlled By a ‘Secret Organization’ (Headline only)

3 Mother’s Day Gifts That Won’t Be as Good as Getting into Harvard 15 Years Ago (Headline only)

Woman Shocked That Her Recipe Didn’t Work After Substituting Half the Ingredients (Headline only)

Man Wants a Baby Boy to Carry on His Name, Even Though It’s Gary (Headline only)

How I Conquered My Fear of Loneliness by Replacing it With a Fear of Mega-Tsunamis (Headline only)

QUIZ: Will the Teens on My Block Make Fun of Me for Wearing These Sneakers? (Headline only)

3 Romantic Valentine’s Day Activities That Say ‘I Guess We Kind of Have to Bone Tonight’ (Headline only)
I Don’t Give Hand Jobs, I Give Hand Opportunities (Headline only)

Researchers Are Trying To Figure Out How Little Nephew Is Now Thirteen Years Old (Headline only)

Daredevil? This Woman Doesn’t Let Her Lean Cuisine Sit for Two Minutes Before Enjoying

Woman’s ‘It’s Too Hot to Go for a Run’ Excuse Stretches Into Fall (Headline only)

Yes, I Put My Hand on My Boyfriend’s Chest in Photos, Because That’s Where His Penis is Located (Headline only)

How I Learned to Love My Body, Even Though I’m the Second Body in a Human Centipede

4 Tight Pencil Skirts That Will Keep the Thousands of Tiny Spiders That Make Up Your Body in Place

The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Rewritten From A Body Positive Point Of View

Hello, Judges, I’m The Creepy Little Kid From Every Horror Movie Ever, And I’m Excited To Be Competing In This Child Beauty Pageant

What I Did This Summer, By The Twins From ‘The Parent Trap’

Attention Employees: The Floor Is Actually Lava

6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out

The 5 Actual Happiest Places On Earth (co-written)

When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish

5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed

6 Common Myths About Healthy Eating You Probably Believe (co-written)

Modern-Day America Summed Up In One Photo (From 1957)

The 5 Oddest American Trends That Other Countries Stole

The 6 Lowest Of The Many Low Points In Reality Show History